- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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