- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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