what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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oh hiya come in

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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