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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Yo mamas so fat

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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