A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Your time.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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