Black People.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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You have cancer

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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hey bill!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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