Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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