- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

24

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??