- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

how did the little girl die cancer

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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