- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Farts smell bad!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Bloody kids ...

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Male penises.

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