- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Guess what? Holocaust

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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