I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

JEWS

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

sarah taylor

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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