- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Ham sandwich

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

knock knock come in

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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