- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

womens rights

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Anti-joke.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

womens rights

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon