- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

guess what what? nothing.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

You should never talk to strangers.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

1 Jew XD

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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