How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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It's long!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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