- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

#scabbers

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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