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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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