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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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knock knock

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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