- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

WNBA

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

FAP

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Kendall and Nick Fredick

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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