What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Anti Joke

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