If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How did th-A fridge.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Spinabifita

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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