What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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ginger

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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she wasn't 18

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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