- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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