p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

whats 2+2? 4

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

bitches be crafty.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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