How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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My pet rock died.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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obama

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Hey, Max!!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Black History Month

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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this girl died

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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