- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Black people. They are so kind.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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