why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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