- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I like to eat people

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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