- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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