- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

knock knock who's there police

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

fart+fart=poop

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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