You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Matt Damon

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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women have rights

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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