Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Matt Damon

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Where's my tractor?

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Cold camel scrotum.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Obama

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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