Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Women's rights.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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womens rights

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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