- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

pickle juice?

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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