- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

1 + 1 = 3

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

women playing football?

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