- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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