What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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WNBA

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Yes.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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connor sucks

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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