Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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fart+fart=poop

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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sarah taylor

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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...NO.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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women's rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Chicken

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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