- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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