- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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