- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

what smells worse then shit Drew White

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Women's Rights.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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