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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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George Bush does not care about black people.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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