- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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