- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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