Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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