What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Who is a knob? ross d

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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