What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Jews

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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