Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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pickle juice?

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Your social life.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

WNBA

If life throws you melons... ouch

Penis

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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