A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Wheelchair high jump

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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How are you? Yes

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Penis.

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poop

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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