Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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