How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

I am on a escalator.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Dick spice

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what do you watch ? a tv

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

my mom raped yerr foot

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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