Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Bake until golden at 375

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Womens rights

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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