There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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