What's wrong with woman Everything

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

dislike this...please.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Blind people can't read this.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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