what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Thanks

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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