you know whats weird about italians? their italian

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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