What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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