What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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