doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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