What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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You have cancer

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YOLO.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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