Are you Drew?

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

A new restaurant KKKcake

a ginger has a soul

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

I had sex. Just kidding.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Ham sandwich

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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