Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

ROSS G IS OBESE

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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