- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock, Come in...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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