Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Hi.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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