Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

I Have a Black Friend

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Black People.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

hit the thumbs down button

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Womens rights

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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