how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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WNBA

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Your social life.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Women Driving.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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vbh

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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