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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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