I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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My pet rock died.

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Soccer...

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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