Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Are you a human?

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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