- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Jews

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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