- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

19th amendment

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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