Why was the man sad His son got raped

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Canada AYY

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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