What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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