Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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your father died

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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