vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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