- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

women's rights

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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