What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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raping black women

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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