I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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