babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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I like pom

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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