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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Win and Beau have no friends

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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