whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

for keeps?

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Guess what? Holocaust

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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