What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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I like pom

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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