- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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