- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Good boy

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Leave her alone...

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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