- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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