What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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