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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Mitt Romney.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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