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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Proof reading

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Civil Rights.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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