- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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