Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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