Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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gay marriage.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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