up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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