- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why? Because!

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Women have the right to vote.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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