water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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I would rape her

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