where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Anti Joke

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