How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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i cant think of one.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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( o Y o )

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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A women president

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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