What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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