why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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