- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did I get raped

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

You know what sucks? Yes.

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