What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Like if you like big tits.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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