What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

raping black women

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How old are you? 20

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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