- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

bitches be crafty.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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