The cow went moo

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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