- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

I know a black girl named beyonca.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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