Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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