- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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