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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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