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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Swag.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What is cold? Winter

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