Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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motley crew

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Shit!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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