whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

I never asked for this.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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