- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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