How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Kelly Clarkson

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Swag.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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