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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What is cold? Winter

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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