asian, do math

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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