How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Hello Braydon

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Anti Joke

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