Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Weiner

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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You smell like shit

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Matty B

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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