What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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PUDDING

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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