Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is cold? Winter

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Weiner

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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You smell like shit

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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