Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q. who's george porchy?

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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