- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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