Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Womens rights.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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