- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

thumbs up!

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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