Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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democracy

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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