What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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whats black? a black man

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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