- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

wood cant chuck wood

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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