- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

peter charastabopouloulous

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

I'm gay. No homo.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

connor sucks

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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