Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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bob saget

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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