- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

since when?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Girls

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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