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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A Jew walks into a Furness

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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