A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Bake until golden at 375

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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